This is from my friend/ex-roommate (summer 2002), Joe‘s Xanga. Enjoy!
Friday, August 19, 2005
|This was a phone conversation I had with a telemarketer that called our office today. Imagine the person (TM) speaking with a heavy Indian accent:|
Me: Thank you for calling Position Research, how may I help you?
TM: Hello, I am calling to update the business listing for your company, Is your address 314 W 3rd Ave, Escondido, CA 92025?
TM: Is your phone number 760-480-8791?
Me: Yes it is.
TM: Can I ask your name?
Me: My name is Joe.
TM: What is your last name, Joe?
Me: My last name is Mama.
TM: Excuse me, is that M-A-N-A?
Me: No, its M-A-M-A… Jo Mama.
TM: Thank you sir. What is your position at the company?
Me: Foosball Player.
TM: No sir, what do you do at the company?
Me: I play foosball.
TM: Sir, can I speak to your manager?
Me: No, he’s not here right now.
TM: Thank you sir, I will call back another time.