New song on my Xanga!  It’s “The Real Sin Savior” by ApologetiX (http://www.apologetix.com).  Enjoy! 


The Real Sin Savior
Parody of “The Real Slim Shady” by Eminem
(Rom. 3:10, 3:23, 5:8, 6:20, 6:23, 8:1, 10:9, 13, Ps. 51:5, 17, John 8:36, 1 Timothy 1:15)


May I have your repentance please?
May I have your repentance please?
Will you tell Him “Save me” and please stand up?
I repeat … will you tell Him “Save me” and please stand up?
We’re gonna have to prod them here
Y’all act like you never seen a nice person before
You oughta hope in the Lord
Your panting tongue is just thirstin’ for more
You started lookin’ around searchin’ cause you’re
Uncertain you’re sure you know where you’re goin’ eternally
If you return to God … ah, wait, no, wait, we’re sinning
We couldn’t get saved with the things we did, can we?
And Dr. J. says — nothing you did is such a grave sin
It costs you salvation
Ha Ha — Heavenly livin’s above every man
“Chick-a-chick-a-chick-a he’s crazy!
I’m sick of them ‘born agains’
Walkin’ around askin’ if you know God — speakin’ of You Know Who
Yeah, but there’s no proof though”
Yeah, probably got a couple of you who think I lack proof
But no worse than what’s goin’ on in America’s classrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on TV and just spread the truth
But can’t — but the school can tell me we come from evolution
“My mama was a fish — my mama was a fish
“And if we’re monkeys you might as well forget original sin!”
And that’s the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to question on their own if God exists
Of course they’re gonna wonder if the Lord’s fake
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Easter Bunny and Santa don’t they?
We ain’t shinin’ examples
Well some of the scandals are caused by people posin’ as evangelists
But if Jesus loved His enemies and Pharisees
Then there’s no reason that you can’t get another chance and believe
But if you feel a slight chill — I got the anti-freeze
This is not a fantasy — it’s important and it’s free
I’ve sinned greatly, but Christ’s for real, baby
It’s a wonder He saved me and just didn’t hate me
So won’t you tell Him “Save me”
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Yes, I’ve been crazy, yes, I’ve been real shady
Always wanted Him to save me, but just didn’t say it
So won’t you tell Him “Save me”
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Will Smith don’t gotta discuss the Christian path to salvation
Well, I do — it affects him and affects you too
You think I give a care if he likes my parodies
Half of you kiddies won’t even look at me, let alone stare at me
But J., what if we pray? Wouldn’t we be weird?
Why? Would you guys reject Christ just to fit with your peers
So you can live in fear for the next 60 years
This ain’t imaginary better get prepared
The price of sin yes it costs us dearly with death first
And when that part is over if you ain’t saved it gets much worse
Little chance they’ll put me now on MTV
Yeah, it’s true, but I think he’d scare all the kids — ree ree!
I said now’s when they oughta know and John 3:3
It shows the whole world how they need born again to be free
I’m singin’ you little girls and boys spoofs
All you do is ignore me
Though I have been sent here to inform you
And there’s a million of us just like me  you judge like me
We’re just like triple fudge ice cream; we’re just quite sweet
You watch Saul in Acts 9:3
You just might see you’re just like him — You’re not fightin’ me
I’ve sinned greatly, but Christ He still saved me
From a hundred temptations and death, sin, and Hades
So won’t you tell Him “Save me”
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
Yes, my sinned shamed me, yet I’ve been healed lately
God the Father forgave me from messin’ with Satan
So won’t you tell Him “Save me”
Please stand up, please stand up, please stand up
I’m like a breath mint you listen to but I’m only givin’ you
Things you thought about in your head with my religious group
The only difference is I got the call to say it in front of y’all
And I don’t gotta be Paul — the Book I quote has it all
I just get out a Bible and read it and whether you like it you need it
As sure as I can see that better than 90 percent of you happen to doubt me
Then you wonder how can kids give up their values I tell you it’s funny
Cause at the place I’m goin’ when I’m buried
I’ll see the only person in the world I know who’s worthy
He’s the first and last and I’m J. Jackson I’m the worst
And I’m a jerk and Jesus knows that but my braggin’ wasn’t workin’
And every single person needs a sin savior urgently
You could be working on a burglary or sittin’ in a nunnery
Or keepin’ part of the law perfectly screamin’ “I don’t sin that much”
Puttin’ Christians down sayin’ “It’s just a crutch”
So if you’re still waiting please stand up
Cause this wonderful singer’s time is eaten up
And it’s time to get off your behind and out of the row
Come on down — now is your chance — how do I know?
CHORUS
I guess there’s a sin Savior for all of us – Let’s all stand up



There’s a very interesting read at Pastor Ted’s (deadkau) Xanga.  I hope you don’t mind me sharing this with others, Ted.  See below.


since this monday people observe martin luther king, jr. day, i thought i’d write about him and u2. 

pride (in the name of love), by u2

–verse–
one man come in the name of love      mlk?  Jesus Christ?
one man come and go                  
he lived and died
one man come, he to justify           only Jesus can justify
one man to overthrow                  mlk–>racism?  JC–>sin?

–chorus–
in the name of love
one more in the name of love
in the name of love
what more in the name of love?

–verse–
one man caught on a barbed wire fence war? crown of thorns?
one man he resist                     JC’s temptations?
one man washed on an empty beach      baptism? jonah 2:10?  jfk?
one man betrayed with a kiss          JC betrayed by judas’ kiss

–chorus– 

–verse–
early morning, april 4                actually at 6:01pm
shot rings out in the memphis sky     mlk shot in the neck
free at last, they took your life    
referencing mlk’s speech
they could not take your pride

–chorus– 


this powerful song in general is about sacrificing one’s life in the name of love. specifically, it is about martin luther king, jr. with references to Jesus Christ. mlk was assassinated april 4, 6:01pm, 1968 outside his hotel room in memphis, tennessee.

while mlk’s personal life was nothing to boast about (adultery, immorality, dishonesty, profanity), he was the key person advancing the cause of civil rights in the u.s.  largely because of mlk, the united states abolished many of its racist laws and started heading in the direction of recognizing the image of God in all persons.  btw, he is the only individual to have his own federal holiday. 

only Jesus is sinless and deserving of boasting.  no one is innocent and deserving but Jesus alone.

About USCTrojan4JC

God Follower, husband, father, USC Trojan alumnus, Mazda employee

3 responses to “”

  1. Alex115 says :

    Oh my… a parody of that song… LoL

  2. lilonani says :

    hhaahah this is funny
    anyway, the song on meg’s xanga is Blink 182’s I Miss You (you’re already the voice inside my head)

  3. deadkau says :

    hilarious, it’s great! and i don’t mind at all. if i’ve posted it publicly, it’s in public domain.

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